Album Review: Cheryl – A Million Lights ★★★★★

On the face of it, Cheryl’s indestructible star has been fading. Her National Sweetheart tag began to look a little weary on the 2010 season of The X Factor when she sent home Gamu in favour of Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd, and then, when she was faced with a media circus following her departure from the US edition, critics became a hell of a lot more vocal and declared that, without that huge platform, her solo career was basically finished.

And if you’re a regular reader of the showbiz pages of the melodramatic British tabloids, you probably thought the same. You’d have believed that her fans (yes, her fans) were “FURIOUS” with her for allegedly miming on The Voice, or that her fans (again, her fans) had turned their backs on her when she halted her performance on The Graham Norton Show mid-recording because she’d fluffed the dancing. But then she released ‘Call My Name’, it sold 97,000 copies in three days, and will very possibly go on to become the fastest-selling single of 2012. The moral of the story? Don’t let a ludicrously excessive amount of bad press distract from A) how popular someone is; and B), in the case of new album A Million Lights, how good a popstar they are.

Said she recently: “I am very aware of my ability, I know I’m no Mariah Carey but I think the emotion in the song is what matters. It’s making people feel what you’re singing about. My new album is designed to entertain… I’ve grown as a person and an artist, you can hear that in my music. I feel brand new.” And AML is SUCH a progression over 2009′s 3 Words and 2010′s Messy Little Raindrops.

But trailed by Grower Of The Century ‘Call My Name’, it’s surprisingly sparse on the dance-pop rave anthem front. Midtempo dub-ballads are the order of the day; the best of which is the previously teased ‘Love Killer’, the worst of which is the LP’s weakest song full-stop ‘Craziest Things’, courtesy of – GUESS WHO – will.i.am. Elsewhere ‘Ghetto Baby’ sounds exactly like you think it does when you hear that Lana Del Rey wrote it, and Cheryl sounds great on it, and even the bizarrely-titled ‘Sexy Den A Mutha’ sounds right at home.

The traditional ballads are a lot better this time, too. Whilst 3 Words‘ ‘Don’t Talk About This Love’ just sounded out of place and Messy Little Raindrops‘ ‘The Flood’ didn’t make for that good a choice of single, this record’s title track is incredibly powerful and late-album bombastoballad ‘Mechanics Of A Heart’, written by Loick Essien and Taio Cruz, is also a triumph despite its slightly cringey lyrics.

But if you ask me (and I’ll take the fact that you’re even reading this as a green-light that you did), the very best tracks bookend the set. ‘Under The Sun’ at the beginning, produced by Alex Da Kid (Eminem, Rihanna) and co-written by Cole, and ‘All Is Fair’ at the end, produced by Jim Beanz (Nelly Furtado, Britney Spears) are both exceptional. The former is just a fantastic pop song with a hook more infectious than the common cold, and the latter is an understated, slow-building chant that just about sums up the whole record perfectly. Cheryl may not be perfect and she may have more than her fair share of critics, but she’s still one of our country’s finest popstars.

Oh fuck it, the new Jedward song is really likeable

Jedward have followed their simultaneously terrible AND amazing ‘Waterline’ with the downright likeable ‘Young Love’.

The midtempo love song would rocket to No. 1 in the hands of One Direction, JLS or even Chris Brown, but as it is it is destined to rotate endlessly on the iPods of diehard fans, and once or twice a day for the next week or so on my own. Respect to boys for directing their own video, but the obvious budget of it pretty much mirrors the amount of success it will have.

YOUNG LOOOOVE!

Cheryl Cole debuts yet another new song; this one really is the business

Cheryl Cole faces Justin Bieber in next week’s album chart head-to-head, and has begun to follow the Canadian teen’s promotional technique of releasing virtually every song on it ahead of time.

Following ‘Love Killer’, ‘Screw You’, ‘Craziest Things’ and of course ‘Call My Name’ we now have the rumoured next single, ‘Under The Sun’.

Written by Chez with Alex Da Kid (‘Love The Way You Lie’), it’s the best song to come from the A Million Lights campaign yet and sounds far more like a chart hit than the other album tracks she’s teased thus far.

It’s only aired on Capital FM so far so don’t be surprised if this YouTube video gets taken down…

Leanne Mitchell’s ‘Run To You’ now has a music video

Leanne Mitchell’s ‘winner’s single’ ‘Run To You’ now has a music video, which premiered this morning.

The clip, like the song, appears to have been made on a three-figure budget. It also seems to have been helmed a director who can’t get enough of the ‘handheld camera’ effect.

It’s worth a watch simply to hear Leanne kick serious butt in the second half of the song, but if the aim of it was to revive the song’s disappointing sales then it’s hard to see it working.

The Trash Lounge Popcast needs your amazing YouTube covers

Trash Lounge will soon be launching an amazing radio-podcast-thing cunningly entitled the Trash Lounge Popcast. (The relevance of the above picture is ambiguous.)

As well as delivering some utterly amazing pop there we will also be dedicating some time to great YouTube cover versions that you yourself may have recorded, or you may have spotted elsewhere Upon The Internet.

If you have done your own version of an amazing pop song, let us know about it.

Anything from One Direction, Jessie J, Conor Maynard or Pixie Lott to old-school classics like Destiny’s Child, Atomic Kitten (!) or even Natalie Imbruglia.

Just leave a link to your video or Soundcloud recording in the comments section below. Remember the comments on this site take a while to process, so please don’t spam us if it takes a couple of days for your comment to publish.

Cheryl Cole nears best first-week sales of 2012 so far. It’s only Wednesday.

Cheryl Cole isn’t just No. 1 in today’s midweek charts, she’s a kitten’s whisker away from the fastest-selling No. 1 of the year so far. The song has only been on sale for THREE DAYS.

‘Call My Name’ was released at midnight on Saturday and had sold an astonishing 97,000 copies up to 11:59pm last night (Tuesday), meaning it has already outperformed the 7-day sales of 16 of 2012′s 24 Number 1s to date.

If it sells another 31,000 by midnight on Saturday it will officially overtake DJ Fresh ft Rita Ora’s ‘Hot Right Now’ (129,000) as the fastest-selling single of 2012, and if it sells another 45,500 it will surpass Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth Band’s ‘Sing’ (142,500) to score the best 7-day sales of any song this year.

‘Promise This’, her last lead single from a solo album, sold 157,210 in its first week after huge exposure on an X Factor live show. One year before that, ‘Fight For This Love’ netted a ridiculous 292,000 to become the 23rd best-selling single of the decade.

It’s great to see that she can still reel in the massive sales figures without The X Factor and at a notoriously quieter time of year.

And people said she was finished…

Leanne Mitchell’s album may well be a giant let-down

Leanne Mitchell’s album will be a mix of cover versions and original songs.

It’ll basically be disappointing.

The super-talented winner of The Voice UK, who rose from underdog to champion at the last minute in last month’s finale, saw her debut single ‘Run To You’ reach the giddy heights of No45 last week after BBC regulations forbade its availability as an iTunes download from being mentioned on-air.

But a music video has been shot and it doesn’t have an “impact date” until July 9.

“I’m hoping we’re going to get a good balance between my own songs and cover versions,” she told the Daily Star.

Sounds more like a runner-up album than a winner’s album, doesn’t it :( NO COVERS PLEASE.

Family Guy mastermind Seth MacFarlane announces debut album

Multi-Emmy-winning creator of Family Guy and American Dad Seth MacFarlane will release his debut album on August 27.

The comedy genius, also responsible for The Cleveland Show, is also bringing out his feature film Ted in the same month.

Interestingly he uses a full orchestra to score his shows every single week of the season, and Music Is Better Than Words was recorded at the iconic Capitol Records Recording Studio, a previous stomping ground for the likes of Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole.

He says: ”It’s rare in this day and age to have the opportunity to create an album that celebrates the classic, sophisticated sound of rich, lush swing orchestrations. It was an absolute joy to sing this music.”

The album will boast a number of showtunes, plus original material including ‘She’s Wonderful Too’, written by film and television composer Joel McNeely for an episode of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. Originally a short piece for the show, MacFarlane and McNeely (with the blessing of George Lucas) composed additional lyrics and melodies to make a more complete song.

Cheryl Cole debuts two new songs, half of which are amazing

In an indication that Cheryl Cole‘s new album A Million Lights will be much like her previous two in the most-of-it’s-great-some-of-it’s-shit sense, two new songs have been teased that land at polar opposite ends of the goodness spectrum.

‘Screw You’, featuring Wretch 32, is reportedly a contender to follow ‘Call My Name’ as the second single. Like most Cheryl tracks it takes a few listens to make sense but it is a corker.

 

‘Craziest Things’, a duet with will.i.am, feels like it builds towards a climax that never arrives. Less ’3 Words’, more ‘T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)’ (though it doesn’t actually sound like that at all).

Aiden Grimshaw blasts ‘crappy, gay songs’; charts at No33

Flippin’ heck, following Aiden Grimshaw’s career is becoming a stressful experience.

First he came a distant 9th on The X Factor, then he bought out ‘Is This Love’ and it was absolutely amazing, then it struggled in the charts, and now he’s made an unfortunate slip-up in a recent interview.

I took my time with this album as I knew I didn’t want to do what previous X Factor contestants have done and released crappy, gay songs. I was focused on just writing really good songs that suited me as a person and I wanted people to take me seriously as a musician not just another churned out pop act.

Let’s not lose sight of the music – his single is amazing and deserved to chart higher, but there is so much wrong with that quote.

Like it or not, he’s competing in the pop market, and the pop market means there is no room for misguided arrogance or snobbery, let alone the outright stupid use of the word “gay” – there’s a very, very slim chance he meant it to sound as homophobic as it could be interpreted, but that doesn’t make it any less ignorant.

Look at the difference in careers between his two X Factor 2010 competitors. Both Rebecca Ferguson and Matt Cardle have released records which, though still ‘pop’, are a touch more adult-marketed than others before them, and would look out of place if grouped next to One Direction and Cher Lloyd.

Whilst Matt harped on at every available opportunity about distancing himself from the show (or, at least, said enough against it to allow the media to spin it as such), Rebecca has just kept quiet and let her music do the talking. Her album has sold over half a million copies; Matt’s just been dropped. Take note, Aiden. And for fuck’s sake don’t let your music be overshadowed by the stupidity of using “gay” in that context again.

ANYWAY, back to the music.

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