Hurrah! Cheryl Cole has finally got herself embroiled in a Twitter arguement.

We don’t normally get involved in celebrity gossip that’s directly unrelated to their music/TV/film output, but Chez at war is just too good.

Her rival is MC Harvey, the So Solid Crew member who was married to Alesha Dixon before famously cheating on her with Javine Hylton, who starred alongside Cheryl on Popstars: The Rivals but didn’t make it in to Girls Aloud.

He tells this week’s issue of Now magazine that he enjoyed a relationship with the ‘Fight For This Love’ hitmaker, saying:

We’ve known each other for years. But then [after Cheryl split with Ashley] we started confiding in each other. We had a lot of common ground and she was just a fucking nice girl. Oh, why did you have to bring her up, man? It brings back memories!

The conversations we had… it was like two people who’d gone through so much and both respected each other because of it. I wouldn’t have minded Cheryl being my wife!

Cheryl clearly ain’t having any of that.

She tweeted: “Was this “relationship” happening in your head @harveyofficial?! Are you smoking something ?

“I think I’ve met you once maybe twice at public events and With your wife !! #shitjustgetsweirder”

Harvey responded with a series of tweets standing by his claims: ”Do you actually want me to tweet some of the messages you emailed me @cherylcole pipe down and stop playing the saint in front of your fans.

“I had your back @cherylcole untill you sent that shit dissapointed in you if the public seen these emails you would end up with egg on your face.

“And let’s get this straight @cherylcole I don’t need no hype of you! I’d rather go broke and work in sainsburys than talk about your personal shit.

“This is not a twitter beef I still have massive respect for @cherylcole but you shouldn’t of tweeted that knowing we both have personal messages to eachother #silenceinthecourt”

She hasn’t directly responded to that particular outburst, Nicola Roberts has waded in on it.

“Emails..?? I think someone’s been having you on mate..” she said, before adding the hashtag “#shedoesntdoemailsshedoesphonesex”

Cheryl retweeted both of the above, saying “*spat my tea out* Lmfao”

What does Cheryl have to gain from causing a fuss over these claims? Surely if they were true she’d just be quiet and pay them no heed, in the knowledge that her love life is always a cause of speculation and all the rumours eventually bugger off.

Verdict: Cheryl innocent, Harvey guilty.

TOO MUCH DRAMA, LADIES AND GENTS.