With new relationships beginning to form and players in past relationships struggling to stay on the map (is Lauren Goodger even in the show anymore?), Season 3 of The Only Way Is Essex is comfortably underway. Let’s take a look at the movers and shakers on Episode 3′s Reem-O-Metre. Click the image to see a bigger, clearer version.
Not a lot to get excited about in the third episode really – possibly because there was no Gemma – and as a result, Mark achieves the rare feat of climbing UP the Reem-O-Metre.
He handled new prick on the block Mario’s awkward chat very well, and having him walk in on Lucy in her underwear was brilliant. What a lad.
I hope we’ll get to see some more Arg on the airwaves. But they need a radio producer who’s better at not making every scene look as contrived as it is.
Maria and Mick… EH? Not buying it. Maria seems to just be looking for attention, but Mick dating someone his son’s age – in the knowledge his son has a problem with her – is absurd. He’s gone way down in my estimations.
Sam as a “character” seems to be getting a bit knackered. I like her, but all she seems to have at the moment is an awkward aftermath with Joey.
Joey meanwhile just keeps on giving. PLEASE can we see him move in to his own pad?!