Daily Mail ridicujournalist Samantha Brick is being wooed by Channel 5 to appear on Celebrity Big Brother, it is claimed.
The writer went viral last month when an article she wrote about her own beauty, and the downsides of being so attractive to the opposite sex, became a Twitter trending topic for days on end.
The news will obviously inject fear into the veins of female viewers up and down the nation, who will no doubt ban their husbands and boyfriends from tuning in because they know, THEY JUST KNOW GODDAMMIT, that they themselves will look ugly next to ol’ Sammy. Or, in a more likely turn of events, they won’t.
CBB is returning for the second time this year after the critical and commercial success of the January series, which was won by Loose Women’s Denise Welsh ahead of X Factor reject Frankie Cocozza. Blue’s Lee Ryan is being chased again after he demanded more money to appear on a previous series.
Freddie Ljungberg and EastEnders‘ Cheryl Fergison (Heather Trott) have also been linked.